Has anyone seen the musicla "Menopause" well my grams did... She brought home the soundtrack-- it is hilarious-- they take songs like: I got you babe, or Stayin' alive etc... AND replace the lyrics with their own: I'm no babe, ma !, Stayin awake, Puff my God I'm Draggin'-Puff the magic dragon, Good Vibrations, Only You, My Thighs-My girl, The fat gram song-
Here is an example: STAYIN' AWAKE:
"Well you can tell by the way I slump my walk
I'm a tired girl, no strength to talk
In the mirror, my eyes so red
I've been up all night
Sittin' in my bed
Now its not alright, not ok
And you can look the other way
My husband tries to understand
It's just no concept for a man
(chorus)
Whether you're a sister, or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' awake, stayin' awake
See the sunrise breaking'
and you're cooking up bacon and
you're stayin' awake
stayin' awake
ah, ah, ah, ah
stayin' awake, stayin'awake
ah,ah,ah,ah
stayin' awa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ke
i'm stayin' awake
I can drink and celebrate
Never use to mind stayin' out too late
But now it seems I need my zzz's
Or I'm cranky, crabby, hard to please
Its not alright, not ok
My lover tries to understand
Its just no concept for a man
CHORUS
WE're stayin' awake !"
*You just sing the song to the same tune as Stayin' Alive